I believe the hammer-—
But the pics on TV show the broken glass ON THE OUTSIDE—
Columbo would solve this in about 11 minutes.
Just one more thing Sir...
You see Sir, we found DNA evidence up and down the handle of the hammer, your DNA Sir.
Could you explain that?
Isn’t it obvious Columbo, my Grindr hook up, er I mean David, er I mean the random attacker who I never knew or had any contact with before, put it there because he disagree’s with my wife who by the way is doing the lord’s work.
Look, he is obviously a criminal mastermind. He was able to, without any warning whatsoever and randomly, show up here unannounced, bypass all physical security, locks and alarm systems and convince my security team to let him in without a pat down. He’s really smart so I don’t see how smearing fecal matter up and down the shaft of a hammer would be so difficult.
I never said it was fecal matter sir.
“Columbo would solve this in about 11 minutes”.
Yes he’d walk away but come back saying ‘just one more thing’...