“A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation”, by Marty Robbins.
Still *another* 2 for 1:
“A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean,” by Jimmy Buffett:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmVUW8SNGyg&list=PLbt3gSncsBGWulxVko1f5PEoCQGhmAv8_