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Paul Pelosi: "Hi, honey, I'm finally home! I only got probation plus five days in jail, and credit for time served, so here I am! ... What's wrong?"
Nancy: "How dare you! Do you know how embarrassing it was for me, going to Taiwan to antagonize our new Cold War nemesis, China, and you're the only spouse who didn't accompany the members of our travel party?"
Paul: "Um, yeah, well, ... my bad."
Nancy: "Your bad? YOUR BAD?!? I'm really angry with you. If you think your court sentence was tough, just wait until you hear the sentence I'm going to give you!"
Paul: "What's that?"
Nancy: "One month locked in a room with the Laughing Hyena and her endless Word Salad speeches! Now THAT will teach you a lesson you'll never forget!"
Paul: "No, not the Laughing Hyena, no! ... NO! ... NOOOOO!!! ........................ AHHH!"
Kamala: "Hi Paul! Did I shock you? Now what we're going to do together, as we're together, will be what we have always done together, continue to do, and will do in the future together, as we have done things together in the past, always looking to the future, with the renewed hope of doing things in that future, while always keeping an eye to the past and what we have done in the past together, and as we will do in the future together, because by joining together, as we have always joined together in the past, we shall ...."
Paul: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ...... NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ....."