I'm impressed that you were able to measure Zel's "fella" by eye.
Or was it more up close and personal than that?
You help Zel the Coke Boy play piano, too? 
By the way, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, don’t worry. Lots of guys have 3 inchers.
I'm impressed that you were able to measure Zel's "fella" by eye.
Or was it more up close and personal than that?
You help Zel the Coke Boy play piano, too?
Alas, I am one that is cursed in this way. I only have a 3 incher.
But, I have found......
.....some girls like it that wide.
Are you part of Globohomo? You seem to know a lot about the size of lots of male’s genitals. Or were you trying to find someone better endowed than you are?