You are far too kind.
I prefer buying him in a red ant hill and executing him slowly, bite by excruciating bite.
I’m rather an expert on red ants. Had a bite in Dallas on my hand and almost lost my hand. And I was so much younger then than Fauci is now.
Maybe he can be useful as a test subject to find out why Florida’s electric chair sometimes malfunctions.
“..You are far too kind....”
Yes, I am. I get accused of that often.
But, I certainly wouldn’t want the public execution tossed out for being “cruel and unusual”. The moronic soccer moms across the fruited plain that just love the vile, little gnome would have none of it.
However, IF I had my druthers, I’d probably be right there with ya... Fire ants around here are brutal...they’ve even been known to take down cattle around here.
Come back a few days later...just to pick up what few bones that might be left.