[Ezekiel]

“Increasing variability in weather is one of the signs of climate change..."

Experts. What would we ever do without them?

Next thing you know, the best minds in science will invent a pig oink translator so that.. pig farmers will be able to understand their animals.

Meanwhile the uncomplicated real world says, "Yay, sunshine!" or, "Yay, bacon!"

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! Exactly!