masks.....
Not far off. He may say if you are stranded and freezing, don’t accept a ride in a rescue van or allow your car to be towed if the drivers are not wearing N95 masks and show you up to date vax cards.
More likely, Commissar Murphy will tell you that if you don't show your vax card, you and your vehicle will be plowed off the road and left there in a ditch until Global Warming re-asserts itself and the snow melts. If you freeze to death, that's your fault.