More likely, Commissar Murphy will tell you that if you don't show your vax card, you and your vehicle will be plowed off the road and left there in a ditch until Global Warming re-asserts itself and the snow melts. If you freeze to death, that's your fault.
I was the last car over the Betsy Ross bridge for Hurricane Sandy. That ride was scarry. I wish they had closed it before I got there!