I can’t live in Florida.
Too many warrants on me.
They take jaywalking pretty serious.
Just be glad it’s jaywalking and not what they nailed me for. Spinning my chewing gum on the sidewalk.
“I can’t live in Florida”
What with all the man eating sharks and alligators, poisonous snakes, hurricanes, mosquitoes big as birds and lack of snow.......I don’t blame ya.