The rhythm of that makes me think it could become a twisted Broadway lyric. I'm thinking of My Fair Lady and Rex Harrison singing, "Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man?" Which nowadays has tremendous potential to be re-worked into a Woke form. And a 'woman is a woman regardless of her age' could be quite popular with a certain crowd in the theater district.
It reminded me of Dr. Suess' Horton Hears a Who, "A person's a person, no matter how small." Maybe he planned on reading it to her.