Two suspects arrested for theft of over $15,000 in merchandise from five Bay Area Home Depots in one week

SF Gate ^ | December 9, 2021 | By Amanda Bartlett

[xp38]

$950 is too low for the stealable limit! Raise it! /sarc

[Mears]

Steal a Christmas gift for Mom time of year.

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[Spok]

Why bother? They won’t be prosecuted and won’t ever see the inside of a jail. It’s totally pointless.

[lee martell]

They print the ages of the two thieves but not their names.
Ok. “Be on the Lookout for two males, they are 29 and 30 years old!!”

[nickcarraway]

How come there aren’t shoplifting Olympics?

[rxh4n1]

Stealing hammers and crowbars for the next smash and grab raid?

[mylife]

Duh, $500 a pop for a week? Duh!

[Salamander]

No names, no photos, nuthin’, anywhere on the interwebs.

Let’s take a wild guess.

[Mark17]

Why bother? They won’t be prosecuted and won’t ever see the inside of a jail. It’s totally pointless.

You are correct sir, unfortunately.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

No pictures? No names? Never mind. We know. We always know.

[Arcadian Empire]

Gosh, I sure do hope that Sven and Olaf are caught.

[Arcadian Empire]

The Traitor Media give some people cloaks of invisibility.

[Political Junkie Too]

No pictures? No names?

I know that store. In San Ramon, let's just say that they would stand out.

-PJ

[Gaffer]

So. I guess they got out and are back at it again...

[DannyTN]

so they are looking at

• theft in excess of $950
• Probably multiple counts of theft if Home Depot has the evidence.
• Violation of probation.
• Possession of narcotics
• Postal theft
• ID theft.
• And more

[DoughtyOne]

Thanks Lee. We’ll be sure to find them now...

I think they already did, but point well taken.

Kindergarten is obviously in session...

[Darteaus94025]

joggers

[montag813]

Can’t they announce these on Craigslist so we can get in on them? I could use another $949 in Ryobi cordless crap. /s

[aquila48]

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