Luckily my teachers taught me how to hide under my desk when they drop the bomb.
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I remember doing that in the 3rd grade and thinking, even as a little kid, “how is this going to work?”
It’s like that scene from Fight Club where the plane is crashing and Tyler Durden explains to Tyler Durden that the oxygen masks that drop down are not going to save you, they are just going to give you something else to think about as you prepare for impact.
all i recall from that was the smell of lil kid farts