Emissions Reported at Climate Summit: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart

breitbart ^ | 7 Nov 2021 | SIMON KENT

[Rurudyne]

Old people fart.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

And the left said Trump was an embarrassment?

[AnthonySoprano]

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They have Biden on an earpiece and he’s shot up with Stimiulants.

That’s why he needs his 3 days in Delaware every week.

Bad Health, Cognitive failure, Earpiece Control, and a Coverup of all the above.

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[Fester Chugabrew]

Newsworthy flatulence is relatively rare, as it should be, butt there it is.

[tallyhoe]

Old people fart.

They Do? Only old people fart? I used to when I was in my 20’s through my 50’s..

[rockinqsranch]

How many more times does this old fart news get posted. I do believe it’s pushing at least having been posted 10 times already.

[doorgunner69]

Lucky it was not a wet one!

[Rurudyne]

Well, they don’t seem to try to hide their farts as well. Is that okay?

I know I don’t.

[lee martell]

“...he shifted his chair, and a strange noise was heard!”

[Rurudyne]

Like the possible smell, the topic lingers.

[Nateman]

It was a barking spider! I swear it.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Too bad we don’t have audio . . . it would be perfect for a remake of Alfred E. Neumann’s ‘It’s A Gas!’

Yes, there is a second version . . . and here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XCrK4EGVzk

[Rurudyne]

The Phantom Windbreaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaOr9Z6Scg

[Telepathic Intruder]

Hey man, I’m the president. I can let it fly whenever I want. Pass the garlic.

[immadashell]

…Biden was seen sharing a joke with Prince William…

the Joke: Why did God make farts smell? Answer: So that old deaf people can enjoy them also.

(Sorry, old joke)

[Don W]

Just like the story about that NJ politician claiming 12K “found” votes in a precinct that only has 70K voters that was posted 3-5 times a day since election day. Give it a rest already!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

He should always have a dog with him.

[ManardG]

According to White House, that wasn’t a fart. It was his butt blowing her a kiss.

[SaveFerris]

[The 78-year-old leader was also snapped falling asleep before his untimely release in front of the wife of Prince Charles.]

Happened on an airplane. I had been listening to my CD player. Guess I was tapping my foot. Oops. Sorry about that.

Anyways, some old guy and his wifey had complained about my tapping foot (heh). Then the old guy proceeded to fall asleep and ... gas the passenger cabin.

Gee, thanks.