[Jewbacca]

I, for one, will sacrifice having sex with Bette Midler.

I will also sacrifice sticking pencils in my own eyes, eating nuclear waste, and chewing glass.

[sevinufnine]

I, for one, will sacrifice having sex with Bette Midler.

I will also sacrifice sticking pencils in my own eyes, eating nuclear waste, and chewing glass.

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Yes, but if you HAD TO choose, would it be more painful to stick a pencil in your eyes, or have sex with Bessie...I mean BETTE!