His staff are looking up as many two syllable or less words as they can so as not to make the POS-resident look even more like a clueless asshat than he is.
“Today I wish to speak to you about some things that are happening over there, far away, in some godforsaken place called...you know, the thing...Af-ghan-is-stan. But who the hell really cares! Come on, man, we got to get our people vaccinated, vaccinated, vaccinated! To beat this delta thing. Kamala’s out there tweeting about it right now. GOP don’t care, they’re beholden to Trump and his crazy conspiracy theories. We won the election, we really did! 81 million patriots who want me to lead them into a new reality, different from the old reality.
Now back to Afghanistan. Well, it is what it is and department stores being what they are, the women’s section is always on the first floor next to the jewelry. Now we’re going to unite everyone, not divide. I never did get long division. Teacher called me a moron but I’m the president now! Pretty cool for a kid from Scranton.
So goodbye and have a nice rest of the day. I’m off to dinner with Jill. Early Bird Specials are the best, and they come with dessert too!”
Republicans need to demand resignation of Jake Sullivan, how the hell could he let Mr. Incompetent do this, unless of course this is all part of the grand plan. The Taliban now controls U.S. weapons which will be used to kill US citizens, thanks BIDEN.