Hey, new guy. Whatchoo in for?
Beat a lizard to death.
Beat a...what?! Hey, Bubba! We got us an iguana killer. Send the word down the cell block. He’s toast!
He bit me.
I might bitechoo, too, motherf@#$er! Iguanas are your friend.
"Lizard beating," could be the new, "monkey spanking," or, "chicken choking."