[dynachrome]

Utah woman competing with Florida woman.

A gourmet meal: Snails encrusted with meth.

[Scrambler Bob]

Meth, Snails, High Speed Chase.

We have a real competition in velocity in that headline.

So, the snails got into the meth, and had to be caught in a high speed chase?

OR, ???

[DannyTN]

Those invasive snails must be fast. The local snails would never be able to lead the police on a high speed chase, even if the snails were high on meth.

[Clutch Martin]

Heck, if there was a 16 year old girl, and a 45 pistol included, it could have been David Crosby

[jimtorr]

Fwiw, the woman would have been first pulled over in Fruitland, IDAHO, not Oregon.

[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m sure it was the illegal snails that caused the suspect to flee......./s

[TigersEye]

If she was driving a Mercedes all you could say is “look at the S car go!”

[frank ballenger]

A gourmet meal: Snails encrusted with meth.

Someone in WuHan is drooling over his bat soup just thinking about it.

[bigbob]

Busted for escargot cargo

[P.O.E.]

I saw Invasive Snails open for Deep Purple

Hat tip to Dave Barry

[KarlInOhio]

Meth and snails?

Es-car-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!

[Organic Panic]

Being a part time resident on Hawaii shoot on site. Those damned snails invade everything.

[Antihero101607]

I don’t care what you cover them in, I’m still not going to try snails.

[Still Thinking]

How do you start out in OR and go west to Ontario? East side of town there’s a Home Depot, you go past that you’re in Idaho.

[piasa]

92 mph... she’s definitely NOT a banana slug.

[Clay Moore]

If she were driving a Mercedes S Class the po po could all say, “Wow look at that S car go!”

[Twotone]

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