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To: LouAvul
A couple of years ago I flew to Ohio to visit In-Laws. On my return, I'm sitting in a bar in the Columbus airport, ordered a Bloody Mary. Bartendress slides me the drink and I asked for a straw. She goes all Katy Couric Perky, and with a big smile says "Here at the Columbus Airport we're going Green to Save the Planet!" I said "Yeah, I can see where 4 inches of plastic, which could be re-cycled, would be so much worse than burning the half million pounds of Jet-A since this conversation started."

She turned off the Perky.

I slid he tip back into my pocket.

3 posted on 04/24/2021 5:28:55 AM PDT by Feckless (The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
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To: Feckless

So you didn’t tip her because of a decision made so far over her head she had no idea who made it? Or was it her cheerfulness that pissed you off? Either way, you’re a jerk.


5 posted on 04/24/2021 5:35:50 AM PDT by stormer
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To: Feckless

So you didn’t tip her because of a decision made so far over her head she had no idea who made it? Or was it her cheerfulness that pissed you off? Either way, you’re a jerk.


19 posted on 04/24/2021 6:46:43 AM PDT by stormer
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