Posted on 02/04/2021 8:28:38 PM PST by bitt
That would keep us from being victims of these idiots in Washington.
Oh no I just threw up!
I’m TRYING to eat breakfast here...geez!
Stand Down there. Its just a dude kissing himself in a mirror
like every individual in the Dem party does.LOL.
Sorry if it gave you a lurch.
HAHAHA!...YES....I got lurched!
I ordered breakfast from a Thai Restaurant in our hotel:
Room Service: Morny, rune sore-bees.
Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialled room service.
RS: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
HG: I’d like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July then?
HG: What?
RS: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch ... .?
HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.
RS: Ow July thee baycome? Crease?
HG: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Okay. An Santos?
HG: What?
RS: Santos, July Santos?
HG: Ugh ... I don’t know ... I don’t think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes?
HG: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don’t know what judo-one-toes means. I’m sorry.
RS: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan, toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we bother?
HG: English muffin! I’ve got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
HG: No. Just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
HG: I’m sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
RS: Copy?
HG: I feel terrible about this but ...
RS: Copy. Copy, tea, mill.
HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that’s all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
HG: Whatever you say.
RS: Okay. Tenjewberrymud.
HG: You’re welcome.
So I am not going to refuse any of it after going through that!
Know what you can do with your federal programs?
Thats right. Stick them right up your...
Secession.,
She does this every year.
Well, that may be the case in some instances.
Rye!
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