It’s been cough etiquette for about 20 years.
But Creepy Uncle Joe is about 20 years behind the times.
Malarkey! That something the youngins’ always talk about as being the new hip thing, but my daddy when he was growing up always told me, “Joey, always cough into your hands!”. Why, this is so infuriating I’m gonna go home and listen to the phonograph to try to relax After this most stressful experience today with you little dog face pony soldier punk.