Pepsi causes Covid-1984.
Fortunately I switched to Coke Zero a decade ago so I should be okay. That the problem with being on a site for 20 years, your nickname gets dated.
On another note, I read today that Keith Richards was found to be immune to COVID, something in his blood protects him. Unfortunately they can't figure out what it is because there's so much stuff circulating in there and it's too dangerous to give all that to a normal person.