Posted on 11/25/2020 8:56:05 PM PST by Helicondelta
commie Joe!
Hey Joe, what are your “family traditions”?
* Bribery
* Lying
* Corruption
* Greed
* Helping our Communist enemies against your own country
* Denying your racist comments over the decades (i.e. protecting yourself with your “white privilege”)
* Raising your kids to be crooks or looking the other way when they became corrupt, and/or taking a “cut” of their greed
* Selling out our Armed Forces in combat in Libya, Somalia, Iraq, Vietnam, Grenada (?), Panama (?), Syria, etc.
* Betraying Israel, Egypt, etc along with your red puppet master Obama
Being the dumbest SOB in Congress?
I’d rather have the “Adams Family Values” than yours!
He needs to be stuffed by a turkey baster with giblets.
Biden isn’t in a Position to ‘address the nation”.... pretending he is more than a civilian again.
They get on me and want to know Hank
Why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Over and over
Everybody makes my prediction
So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on
An old family tradition
I am very proud
Of my daddy's name
Although his kind of music
And mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my position
If I get stoned and sing all night long, it's a family tradition
Don't ask me
Hank, why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a honky-tonk
And some ole slick's trying to give me friction
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singing all night long
It's a family tradition
Lord, I have loved some ladies
And I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me in 1973
When that doctor asked me
Son, how did you get in this condition?
I said, "Hey sawbones
I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition"
So don't ask me
Hank, why do you drink?
Hank, why do roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long, it's a family tradition!
Chairman Jao! Good one!
Loved to read your upbeat Thanksgiving message. Have a good one!
A very fine list, Mad Max!
Hey Biden... GO PI$$ UP A ROPE!
My daughter and fiancé are coming to our house for 5 nights! FUJB!! We have turkey, stuffing, sweet potato casserole, pie, cake, much wine and Bloody Marys ready to roll! Nothing will stop us. In addition, The news of the Kracken in GA makes me joyous!
“This year, because we care so much for each other, we’re going to be having a separate Thanksgiving for Jill and I.” It’s Jill and “me.”
“First, let’s be thankful for democracy itself,” Biden said, referring to his own election victory.” We can be thankful for democracy. But we’re actually a republic.
We’re gonna tone things down for our Thanksgiving too only 25 people rather than 50. Also we’ll skip the sauerkraut.
[Joe Biden Urges Nation To ‘Forgo Family Traditions’]
Destroying the family unit is a time-tested, successful tactic of that old serpent called the Devil and Satan.
No kidding. This whole thing is ridiculous on its face.
Democrats are simply the enemy of freedom, folks. This includes politicians and democrat voters.
JoMa
I’ll have to remember that one.
Just for you, Joe. Because you ordered so nicely. Here’s an un-holiday song.
I could just say GFYS
But that would not suffice
Although you may protest that
Saying GFYS’s not nice
Mere words cannot express
My red-hot animus for you
Oh tidings of butt-nekkid sangfroid
Nekkid sangfroid
Oh tidings of butt-nekkid sangfroid
I know you stole the election
Now you say to us “unite”
We are united, so you know
And psyched up for a fight
And when you’re perp-walked down the street
You’ll fill us with delight
Oh tidings of butt-nekkid sangfroid
Nekkid sangfroid
Oh tidings of butt-nekkid sangfroid
Maybe as a nation we can do our patriotic duty and rat on our neighbors or family (who voted Trump) who are having people over? Yes Joe?
We’re going to forego tradition this year. Sis and I don’t want to cook, and all restaurants’ reservations were full. So the four of us are going to a truck stop for dinner. Exotic! The food is great, and they’ll have bread stuffing instead of cornbread stuffing.
So, Joe, how d’ya like that? Truckers who roam the country from one coast to the other picking up who-knows-what kind of icky diseases. No masks. It’ll be great.
FUJoe.
Go back down into the basement.
Hooray for the fun
Is the Covid done
Hooray let’s make grandma die.
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