Remember the dopey kid in third grade who made up recess games where the grass was poison and everyone had to get on the jungle gym to get away from the aliens?
Yep.
He got old and became governor of New York.
What??? That wasn’t real? You mean I spent all that time on the jungle gym and the aliens were made up?!? Next you will tell me that I don’t have to worry about giant clams or quicksand.