(Sung to the tune of "Baby Come Back" by Player)
Spending all my sessions, all your taxes on my liberal schemes
Doing anything just to waste your taxes you paid
But when the election comes, I tell you your taxes were very well spent
And trying to tell me I’m wrong is wasting your time
Bring your money back, any kind of fool could see
It’s your income, that makes us say we love you
Bring your money back, we can blame it all on Trump
We are broke, and we just can’t spend without you
All day long, we’re wearing our masks due to COVID-19
And Antifa rioters think that cover helps them just fine
But as the sun goes down, the Starbucks catches fire again
How I wish to Soros your cash belonged to me
Bring your money back, any kind of fool could see
It’s your income, that makes us say we love you
Bring your money back, we can blame it all on Trump
We are broke, and we just can’t spend without you
Now that New York is in the dumpster, oh oh
Give me the chance to make it worse
Have you paid tax on every cent you have earned?
Nothing left for me? Ain’t there nothing left for me?
Bring your money back, any kind of fool could see
It’s your income, that makes us say we love you
Bring your money back, we can blame it all on Trump
We are broke, and we just can’t spend without you