Posted on 07/31/2020 10:32:44 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Stewardess(29) returns home from cancelled flight to find bartender/fitness-instructor husband(34) in their bed with another woman.
Hubby *ONLY* ends up with one black eye, scratched forehead, bruise on arm, and his acoustic guitar smashed against shelves.
And they arrest *HER*?!?
Text of article....
A Florida stewardess flew into a fury after walking in on her husband with another woman, wiling the wife to attack her spouse and smash a guitar into a wall.
Nicole Denison allegedly arrived at her Safety Harbor home at 11 p.m. on July 22 to discover her husband having sex with someone else, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit. ....
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Well done!
“If it had been a Les Paul he would be dead.”
If she could lift it.
Pretty typical for Florida flight attendants. Don’t see the need for the article.
Never poo where you eat.
LOL! Best pun on “flying/flight/airlines” so far.
Whoops
Hubby is about learn this the expensive way. When lawyers fight the cash register rings.
Should have watched this. One of the rules in this "guide" is never to do it in your home. The example was Terry Thomas and Jayne Mansfield and Jayne loses her bra somewhere in the house. :) .
“I’ll do the thinning around here”
Closest jelly donut on the tray
Don’t worry about the guitar guys. It was pretty old, a late 50s Gibson Paul something or other, probably not worth much anyway.
“...Nicole Denison allegedly arrived at her Safety Harbor home...”
Even better joke potential there than “Florida woman.”
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Of course I was.
Premarital sex was very damaging to me. Very.
And I was not bruised and had no broken bones.
It scarred my soul. It has deep psychological and emotional ramifications. It’s not just any old physical experience.
Everytime i see this movie, I think “These guys probably outrageously wild time off set”.
The overall level of partying (by Belushi, Matheson, etc) must have been huge!
Perhaps not equal. Hard to tell.
I know women who want to have the love of a man and control of their household and good respectful kids yet slut around and devote themselves to a career and make big money.
I know men who depend on their wives for their livelihood or who just screw around taking no responsibility for the women and or children they leave in their wake. And they want a clean home and good meals even though she works too or is working even more.
Children most badly damaged in both scenarios.
People can be awful, both sexes. I am of a biblical/traditional philosophy myself.
Would you feel the same if the roles were reversed, and husband beat up his cheating wife?
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