When we nuke the East and West coasts (just to be sure), I’m afraid certain Fearpers will have to be left behind. They have been subverted by the mask.
We’ve got provisions, and lots of beer, but there will be no face masks on the New Frontier.
It will take more than a mask when there’s fallout from global nuclear holocaust. Don’t ask me how Mad Max survived that, especially since all he had was the leather police outfit.