[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Garry Kasparov, ex world chess champion, tweeted that they should play Go, where black moves first.

[mylife]

Well I don’t trust the Russians!

[rightwingcrazy]

Summer is racist because the day is longer than the night. Racial justice requires eternal winter.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

No, it would be racist only if black always loses.

[lgjhn23]

Well, yes....yes, of course it is. /s
Just like everything else is racist.
Whadda bunch of dumb...ks.

[Songcraft]

[ealgeone]

If there is alien life you know they avoid this planet like the plague.

[Kazan]

It’s white privilege to go first!

[Fedora]

This reminds me of Chris Rock’s SNL skit “Dark Side” where host Nat X, caricaturing black militants, complained about the cue ball and 8 ball in pool being racist.

[GnuThere]

I notice they’ve not gone after the great white shark, since it usually kills white people.

[Secret Agent Man]

Checkers must really have them flummoxed.

[cpdiii]

When you play chess the opponent holds a white pawn and black pawn in his hand. You do not know which is which. The adversary selects which hand. If the black man is the opponent and selects the hand holding the white pawn and moves first does this make the black man a racist?

This stupidity must stop.

[AlienCrossfirePlayer]

If all the pieces were the same color, the game would be nearly impossible to play. The game is standardized to facilitate the exchange of commentary. And no, the standard is not an ethnic slur.

[madison10]

Dang. The stupid...

[Impala64ssa]

And why is it BLACK olives are sold in “the can”? (Better keep my big mouth shut or they’ll get more dumbass ideas)

[albie]

The old “like white on rice“ saying is out the window I guess

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

[I want the USA back]

Nothing to worry about. The blm supporters are much too stupid to know the first thing about chess.

[SES1066]

Oh it gets even worse for Chess on the razist front! The most skilled players, the ones who dominate their opponents, are publicly ranked as MASTERS, up through International and Grand MASTER!

So, it is obvious to see how reazist chess is;
1) It supports 'White Privilege' with white pieces and white first move.
2) It is played on a checkerboard of light and dark squares.
3) It permits a Black King to be checkmated, a poorly disguised word for killed!
4) Minority players have to play under the same rules as non-minority players, ignoring the centuries of oppression.
5) High ranking, winning players, are awarded MASTER titles, perpetuating plantation culture.

FIDE, the Fédération Internationale des Échecs, as the ruling body in world-wide chess, must fix these problems immediately AND as punishment for their blatant thought-crime, pay redemption fees to anyone asking for money, anywhere at all. Down with the MASTERS!

[windsorknot]

No more white squares on the chess board.

[Wuli]

We must ban every use of the colors white and black, universally, in or on EVERYTHING. /sarc