[Dr. Ursus]

I don’t remember the celebrations last year!

[Skywise]

I didn’t see any celebrations this year.

And uh... what about the flubro?

[epluribus_2]

We already have it. Emancipation Day.

When a famous Republican freed Democrat slaves.

[Russ]

Another made up holiday like Kwanzaa and MLK Day.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I don’t remember the celebrations last year!

Until Trump's proposed rally date lined up with June 19th, practically no one had even heard of "Juneteenth." Sure, everyone was taught in school that Lincoln freed the slaves, but the date wasn't ever mentioned as a celebratory national holiday. Now, this date is more important than ... I don't know ... Memorial Day? Kwaanza?

The USA has become a nation with a significant population percentage of sheep, or lemmings. As modeled in "Animal Farm."