Posted on 06/15/2020 4:56:31 PM PDT by Rummyfan
How long until CHAZ or CHOP or whatever it is jumps the shark? Faster than a speeding uptwinkle! More powerful than a communal drum circle! Able to leap tall police horses in a single bound! It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s the CHAZ Conflict Resolution Council! Chief Seattle weeps.
NOTE: It remains unclear at the time of this writing whether this is real or just an expertly executed troll job. It’s sort of like the Babylon Bee, if it is a troll job. It’s impossible to tell. Real or not, it’s glorious.
A post appeared on Reddit yesterday that lays out the new Conflict Resolution Council at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in Seattle, where anarchists and antifa types have blocked off an area of city streets for … well .. the purpose remains unclear. But the mayor thinks it’s the Summer of Love, and City Council allowed them to take over the police precinct building, so they must have some purpose. It’s a leaderless movement, of course, but nonetheless a purpose does exist. Allegedly.
A post-capitalistic utopia has sprung up that some call a block party, while others think it more resembles a war zone. In this Summer of Love utopia, apparently conflicts have arisen. Is there a “warlord,” or is he simply a fellow traveler who wants the best for humanity?
(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...
I’m not sure whether or not this is satire but when I imagine the people involved in this mess I lean towards it being real. Wow!
Those who don’t click the OP link are seriously missing out on the comedy of all the edits they did while trying to develop the Conflict Resolution Council. It is beyond anything a comedy writer could come up with, and absolutely insane! Try to imagine the most bizarre council composition you can, then click the link. You won’t be disappointed.
Unfortunately, the original reddit post was deleted out of sheer embarrassment.
These victims could not later claim rights that they previously discarded.
They asked for, and got "arbitration" at the "council" and it's just too bad that the "council" had no authority outside Antifastan nor authority after Antifastan is returned to it's rightful owners.
C.H.U.M.P.
It’s nice to hear that the Seattle Communal Un-policed Municipality (SCUM) finally has rules of a sort.
Awww....the CHAZZERS made Reddit take down their “Conflict Resolution” manifesto.
Edit 77. After taking a census of our population, we determined that EVERYONE is on the Council except for those 5 white boys currently being restrained. The council has voted unanimously to expell them forthwith. Let Peace, harmony, and the purity of our essence rule the day!
It’s probably an FBI operation, like the 60’s.
This can’t be real! Nobody is this stupid.
By the way, who is the “we” in this non-hierarchical society dictating all the rules?
This can only be a parody. Warlords don’t do this kind of nonsense.
The job of a Shepherd is to keep the animals safe until the chosen time for their slaughter.
“Edit 9: Some women have expressed to us that they wouldn’t feel comfortable presenting a case involving a sexual offence to a Council that is partly made up of criminals with a history of committing sexual offences.”
Firth things first. As is obvious, a judge cannot make an informed ruling in a case of sexual assault unless that judge has previously committed a sexual assault or two.
Too many sexual predators on the council....no more than 43% please.
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That’s just more of those exploding cigars that the dems keep lighting.
What if the one male judge committed sexual offenses against both female judges, only he denies it and has a good alibi.
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