‘Endangered’ NYT Staffers Submit List of Demands to Leadership

freebeacon ^ | JUNE 9, 2020

[Steve_Seattle]

"Marked as “parody” on the website."

Thanks for pointing that out. The poster should have done that. Unfortunately, the insanity depicted in this article is all too believable.

[DesertRhino]

Sad that I have to ask, but is this real?

[PapaBear3625]

For every hour these demands go unmet, WE will ritualistically cancel one member of the Sulzberger family.

Sounds like a terrorist threat to me.

Unfortunately, the FBI will be too busy to care.

[cgbg]

You forgot Che Guevara.

You have been outed by the people’s collective!

[frank ballenger]

You forgot Che Guevara. You have been outed by the people’s collective!

I knew it couldn't last.

My past includes a clear image of me as a little boy holding my small American flag on my birthday, May 30th, at a patriotic Memorial Day parade. Guilty.

[PGR88]

All white cisgender editors must resign, effective Nov. 8, 2016, and forfeit all compensation "earned" since that date.

Because Leftists, with their ideological magic, ARE able to go back in time and punish people at will.

[BBQToadRibs]

LOL, same here. I really did think it was from The Bee.

[lastchance]

This is a joke, right? It must be.

[wrcase]

“The People’s Liberation Faction of the New York Times Editorial Guild”

Sorry, but I support the “Faction for the People’s Liberation of the New York Times Editorial Guild.” The PLFNYTEG is a fascist counter-revolutionary splitter organization.

[lastchance]

Oh thank goodness it is parody. But so close to what might be.

[minnesota_bound]

It is like they are on the end of a tree limb sawing away.

[yoe]

[dfwgator]

Guess what, black people are laughing at them.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

“Black lives matter” is dog-whistle for “kill Whitey.”

[Mathews]

Nuerodiverse was the one that caught my eye and clued me in that this was a fake story.

Nuerodiverse = batschit crazy

[robowombat]

This entry was posted in Parody and tagged New York Times, Parody

[Mr. K]

what the hell is this ‘cis’ word I keep seeing?

[AAABEST]

At first I was reading through this thinking it was satire - not kidding.

I has to go to the comments to verify it was real.

[all the best]

Me too. Surely is some sort of joke. The only other option is total insanity.

[elbook]

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Perhaps more active Rage tactics will be used ?? How ironic.

Stupid Leftists who open the door to Ruthless People pay for their stupidity.

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