[bagster]

Bagster, I’m looking for that cornball eulogy you penned a few months back. Some tripe about a prison guard? that nobody knew but you? It was a fantastic read, if only for the humor. Can you help me out?

I cannot. I post too much to go back so far and find something. And I'm lazy.

He was my friend. Now he's dead.

[JonPreston]

Oh, I’ll get it, rest assured, and he couldn’t have been your friend, assuming he had a lick of sense. But again, pure 100% corn.