[Dilbert San Diego]

Lots of jokes were told about the tennis ball regulations, how about how you should not touch another person’s balls Etc.

Putting aside suggestive imagery for a second, anyone who’s ever played tennis will have a good laugh about that business with the tennis balls. Errant tennis balls from the court next to you land on your court all the time. And just using common courtesy you frequently will pick up the balls of the players next to you and toss them back.

So now a routine common courtesy on the tennis court is illegal. It’s amazing what kind of crazy regulations some bureaucrat will come up with.

[allendale]

One thing is very clear. Democrats just love making restrictive regulations whenever they can. Obama did his best to kill capitalism with his executive orders and the innumerable regulations his commissars in Federal agencies issued daily. The COVID-19 pandemic has given the Democratic governors their turn.

[Starcitizen]

Here is the most outrageous:

56 million aggregate unemployed Americans. Americans
are still banned from working in STEM fields, while foreign H1B scum from India and Communist China continue to arrive by the planeload. In fact, Air India had special flights to bring H1Bs to the US and while embassies and consulates worldwide were closed, those in India continued to process and award work visas.

[Vigilanteman]

“You can kick their balls, but you can’t touch them . . .”

Sounds like a good rule to apply to liberal politicians . . . no?

[Bonemaker]

Are they going to have tennis ball police on every court to arrest miscreants? F them all.