Dear Mr. Mayor,
As demanded, here is a list of the ten people who attended my church’s Sunday service.
Chuck U. Farley
I.P Freely
Pontius Pilate
Alfred E. Neuman
Pierre Delecto
Nicolae Ceaucescu
Warren Wilhelm, Jr.
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov
Sally Rand
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Why put Sally Rand on that list of jerks?
Pontius Pilate seems like an appropriate Nom de Guerre for more than one reason.
“Dear Mr. Mayor, as demanded, here is a list of the ten people who attended my church’s Sunday service.”
You left out Hoo Flung Dung and Kamanaiwanalaya.
My Dad was Infantry in WWII. When the messhall got insistent about everyone signing the headcount sheet, some real doozies turned up, including every comic book character known to exist. Others were just unprintable.
Anyway, what’s this “we” business, Mr. Mayor?
You got a frog in your pocket?