Posted on 04/16/2020 11:03:30 PM PDT by knighthawk
Former Vice President Joe Biden this week dismissed the idea of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo as his running mate, doubling down on his previous vow to have a woman on the ticket.
During the coronavirus outbreak, Cuomo has been seen by many as a political star among Democrats for his handling of the crisis in his state. Some have even floated the idea that he should be Biden's vice presidential pick.
Appearing on CNN's coronavirus town hall on Thursday, a virtual attendee brought the possibility of a Biden-Cuomo ticket to the former vice president and presumptive nominee's attention.
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He can’t shove his big nose into Cuomo’s hair and touch him uncomfortably and get away with it.
Cuomo could do that. Joe should ask her.
How about Valerie Jarrett . . . she was our president for 8 years while Obambozo slept.
Or maybe “Fall in to the Gap” with Stacey Abrams?
PLUGS/GAP . . . dream ticket
No, Mayor Pete ... Butt/Plugs.
The powers that be have spoken.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, will waddle up to the podium and smile like a snake just waiting for Joe to die.
Oh well then Biden’s going for Michae.......
Butt isn't he the MANLY half of the "marriage" to that "Wife" of his? I'm not implying that Butt is light in his loafers. I wouldn't for a minute suggest that Butt/Plugs is like a fanny farming, gerbil felcher, buttercheeked, chutney ferret, knob-gobbling, rump ranging, Barbie hugging, Broadway-showgirl, tootsie-roll-eating, lizard worshipping, post pulling, brown-wind-loving, pole pushing, vacuum-lipped anal warrior, or a carrot-swallowing, poodle owning, skipping little hotdog-eating, or a chalk-licking, lavender sniffing, cheeky merry-monkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking, giggling little donut-puncher, or a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, fuchsia puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggling, a gerbil-feeding, flower sniffing, rainbow-squatting, bottoms-up boy, or a glitter-loving, tail-tickling, Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting, pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey, a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping, NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilants-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving, turd burglarizing rug bumper, Hershey highway loving butt pirate, sodomite Sallys, polishers of floorboards, muff divers, or carpet munchers.
So Cuomo just needs to wear a dress and say that he is now identifying as a transgender lesbian and he will be the democrats’ ideal candidate.
I’m gonna have to bookmark this.
“Oh well then Bidens going for Michae... ”
That one scares me, Slo-Joe picking Big Mike Obama. Morons just elect him with that ticket.
Did I leave something out?
He knows he has to have a gimmick to get people to the polls.
So it’ll be “Caitlin” Jenner ?
It’s so important in a grabbing the stupid votes way, right Joe?
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