Since it’s you metmom I have to keep this extra clean :-)
Solomon would say darn this. Everybody get out and go back to work!!
I actually doubt King Solomon was into the lost art of darning, although 1Kings 4:33 And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes.
So, chances are with that much naturalist knowledge, he might have been able to add a thing or two to the current situation.