Being proactive I bought a 20 roll case of Marcal toilet tissue as more of an emergency stash. We’d already had plenty of the stuff women like.
Well you’d think I’d get a kudos, but the wife complained about it being too cheap. Compared it to sandpaper. I told her if did come to pass and we had to use it, she could find something else.
My daughter:
“I ain’t no snowflake!
“I’ll use my hand and then wash it off!!”
I bought some TP my husband didn’t approve of (I’m not particular), so we’re using it in lieu of tissue for nose-blowing, allergy sniffles, etc.
Good thing we’re home alone because having rolls of toilet paper sitting all around the house looks pretty strange. :)