Hey I wonder if the stars and leaders who have this virus would be able to give casual and pleasant twitter updates if this was, say, A REAL KILLER.
“Hi, I have ebola and YES that is blood coming out of my eyes, ears and other places i’d rather not mention.. I’ll be dead in six minutes but i just wanted to tell you all not to worry”
:)
The celebrities are holding up in their get away mansions with private nurses just in case.