[SunkenCiv]

LOL!

"Buck up, Mini-Mike -- if *I* can stay in the race, *anyone* can."

• My name is Joe Biden and I'm a candidate for the United States SENATE
• Doesn't Anyone Actually Care About Joe Biden as a Human Being?
• Joe Biden tells a crowd in South Carolina he is "running for the U.S. Senate"

[Liz]

Bloomberg prepares for his next debate.

Campaign staff gives Bloomberg a really hard question: "Are you the most qualified candidate for president."

Bloomberg: "Yes, I am."

Campaign Staff: "Great........see you at your inauguration."