[conservative98]

I would go to a Bloomberg rally just for the free catered meal, adult beverages, and maybe even land myself a campaign staffer job, then secretary. In a month or two I could make senior advisor and that’s when the big bucks starts rolling in.

[Leaning Right]

> In a month or two I could make senior advisor <

Just remember to say these three key sentences over and over. It’s what tinpot dictators want to hear.

Yes, Mr. Bloomberg.
You’re right, Mr. Bloomberg.
You’re the best, Mr. Bloomberg.

[Bonemaker]

"I would go to a Bloomberg rally just for the free catered meal, adult beverages, and maybe even land myself a campaign staffer job," I would go to a Bloomberg rally just for the free catered meal, adult beverages, and maybe even land myself a campaign staffer...😎