Bloomberg's Embarrassing Attempt at Relating to Voters

townhall.com ^ | 2/14/2020 | Bronson Stocking

[rktman]

"Every day I'd say, 'what did you do.' And she'd say 'well, I played Scrabble today.' And I said, 'who'd you play with.' 'The housekeeper.' 'And did you win.' 'Yes, of course.' And I said, 'mother, the housekeeper works for us. They're throwing the game to you.' 'That's an outrage,' and she finished by saying, 'if you learn to play Scrabble you'd learn how to spell.' I said, 'mother, at my age I'm never going to learn how to spell.'"

Maybe Bloomberg is trying to relate to ordinary people by claiming that he doesn't know how to spell. That would seem consistent with the contempt Bloomberg clearly has for everyday Americans. The elitist candidate probably thinks, "Americans are stupid, so I'll relate to them by pretending to be stupid too." And what better way to relate to everyday Americans than by telling a story that involves one of his housekeepers?

[rktman]

OFFS! Yup. Mini mike is just like us living out here in the middle of dumbassistan. Did I spell that correctlee? And now there are rumors of him dragging the ever comedic hildabeast into the fray to ensure his...........defeat? You can NOT make this stuff up.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

And now there are rumors of him dragging the ever comedic hildabeast into the fray to ensure his...........defeat? You can NOT make this stuff up.

Personally, the last person I'd want to be my VP running mate is Hitlery.

That would pretty much seal your fate as the shortest serving President in US history.

[BradyLS]

He’s relating to voters by assuring them that he has a mother and even has an amusing anecdote to share about her!

[Grampa Dave]

Mini Mike sounds like a ranting/bragging Joe Biden, trying to be human.

From now on if any Trump voters see mini Mike, they need to start shouting

Mini Mike! Stand up Mini Mike!!

Hey Mini Mike, Joe Biden says, You’re a lying, dog faced pony soldier!

[bitt]

https://nypost.com/2020/02/13/mike-bloombergs-presidential-campaign-turns-to-bizarre-instagram-memes/

[BradyLS]

Zackly bump!

[rktman]

I’m certainly glad I finished my covfefe before seeing this.

[smvoice]

Bwhahahaha! PRICELESS! I love the high school annual picture!

[laplata]

For sure. Bloomberg having Hitlery as VP would be a death wish. He wouldn’t live for long. He’s an idiot for even entertaining the thought.

[circlecity]

I don’t care who you are, that was funny. LOL.

[Grampa Dave]

Be careful, about 4 weeks ago I hadn’t finished my covfefe.

I came close to disabling my j key and space bar on my chromebook with what had been my last sip of covfefe.

[Grampa Dave]

Be careful, about 4 weeks ago I hadn’t finished my covfefe.

I came close to disabling my j key and space bar on my chromebook with what had been my last sip of covfefe.

[Grampa Dave]

Personally, the last person I'd want to be my VP running mate is Hitlery.

That would pretty much seal your fate as the shortest serving President in US history.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

ALEX: Our champion has an interesting story about his mother playing Scrabble.

MIKE: So, Alex, my mother plays Scrabble with the housekeeper ....

ALEX: Interesting. Pick up that signaling device, and select a category.

MIKE: I'll take Everyday People for four hundred.

[jmacusa]

In the Age Of The Internet and iphones, ipads, Tablets and video games young people in the 16 to 35 year old age group have absolutely no idea what “Scrabble’’ is or any other board game.

[desertfreedom765]

Mike, If she brings you coffee don’t drink it!

[jocon307]

Yes, his human mother, to borrow a brilliant line from Kate McKinnon.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks.

A little Mini Mike humor!

[Mr. Rabbit]

Eric Cartman meets Michael Bloomberg: https://youtu.be/emsTgCFyyLM