“if the sharks can stand fresh water”
that would require genetically engineering a whole new species of sharks ...
Or putting lots of salt in the Rio Grande.
Or just using bull sharks.
Well, sharks have been excluded from fresh water for too long. It’s racism and discrimination. Hath not a shark gills. If you flail around in the water, doth he not bite. If you throw him a bloody shank of beef, doth he not lunge. Sharks come to the Rio Grande in hope, only to be repelled by the lack of salt. Aren’t they entitled to all the good things America has to offer, such as white men with blonde leg hairs.
No new sharks needed Bull sharks not only tolerate freshwater they actively live in it. Bull sharks have been caught as far inland as Livingston dam on the trinity river in Texas many miles from the ocean. Also in Australia Bull sharks are routinely caught up their rivers where tthey kill live stock wading in the water at times. For an eoic video Google bull shark vs salt water crocodile which also live up rivers in fresh or salt waters.
“that would require genetically engineering a whole new species of sharks”
Nope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark
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Get flying carp from the Midwest.
Indeed. While they are at it they could make them more intelligent as well.
Wait. that's probably not such a great idea.
Think of the concrete that would save in Lake Michigan. Concrete overshoes are heavy.
Well there's always ill-tempered sea bass.