[Harmless Teddy Bear]

As my grandma would say “fair” is a place where you go on rides and eat cotton candy. If you expect it to be anything else you are in for a rude surprise.

[lastchance]

I used to tell my children, “If you want fair go to a carnival. But even there you’ll get gypped.”

[Sequoyah101]

Agreed.

Heard another good old one I have not heard before: By time I reach greener pastures I’m too tired to cross the fence.