"When you are older my son, I'll teach you the ways of Big Rhinos:
-- ignoring the Deplorable peasants,
-- pretending there's on crisis on our Southern Border,
-- cultivating rich Globalist oligarchs,
-- giving fund-raising speeches to Wall Street Brahmin
-- jacking up your ego with cool user names like Pierre Delecto, and
-- lying to Utah voters about being a Trump supporter,
-- fake-charging the Trump bull, then retreating to that old cave by the water hole where you can hide till the coast is clear."
