[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

[reintarnation]

[centurion316]

According to Washington Post sources, Mr Al-Baghdadi succumbed from injuries resulting from an unfortunate fireworks accident that occurred in the basement of his house. Three of his children also died in the accident. Reportingly, they were preparing a celebration to memorializing a recent beheading of ISIS prisoners.

[yldstrk]

He is a mass murderer and sadist.

[HereInTheHeartland]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-islamic-states-terrorist-in-chief-dies-at-48/2019/10/27/0d004abc-663d-11e7-8eb5-cbccc2e7bfbf_story.html

It must have changed again

[Rummyfan]

Washington Post changes obituary headline to describe Baghdadi as 'austere religious scholar'...

Ha! And Hitler was just a vegetarian animal lover who reduced unemployment. And Che was a kindly Argentinian doctor....

[BobL]

I don’t even think Babylon Bee could top that headline.

[I want the USA back]

The wapo did this because militant m*zzies yelled and screamed, as they always do.

An icon of the left kills democracy by wrapping the truth in a shroud of darkness.

[xp38]

Nothing says austere like being dead.

[Grampa Dave]

#WaPoDeathNotices - Twitter Mocks The Washington Post Over Its al-Baghdadi Obituary
Twitter ^ | October 27, 2019 | The Twitterati
Posted on 10/27/2019, 10:26:02 AM by kiryandil

Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia
Charles Manson, club leader and motivational speaker, dies at 83. #WaPoDeathNotices.

LegallyBae @legallybae
Pol Pot, gentle field tender, farming enthusiast dies at 72 of a heart attack #WaPoDeathNotices

Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck
Mao Zedong, gentleman, scholar, accomplished innovator of resources, visionary on the importance of human life, dies at 82 #WashPostOrbits #WashingtonPostOrbits #WaPoDeathNotices

Dan Crenshaw’s Eyepatch @DansEyepatch
Jim Jones, passionate community organizer and religious leader, dead at 47. #WaPoDeathNotices

Actual WaPo article:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-islamic-states-terrorist-in-chief-dies-at-48/2019/10/27/0d004abc-663d-11e7-8eb5-cbccc2e7bfbf_story.html

[palmer]

The headline currently reads: "Obituaries Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, extremist leader of Islamic State, dies at 48" https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-islamic-states-terrorist-in-chief-dies-at-48/2019/10/27/0d004abc-663d-11e7-8eb5-cbccc2e7bfbf_story.html

[GOYAKLA]

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, blowed himself up, real good!
“Schiff happens”, Forrest Gump.

[catnipman]

It’s a very difficult task getting one’s propaganda porridge JUST right, you know, like getting bear porridge just right.
(Remember when you believed that Winston Smith’s work with the fires of the memory hole in “1984” was just some sort of fanciful fiction?)

[Eleutheria5]

Stay close to your mosque
And never dare be seen
And soon you’ll be the Caliph
But behind a screen

[riverdawg]

The mission was given the name Kayla Mueller. For those who have forgotten who she was, here is a meta-link:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/kayla-mueller-PENM00027-topic.html

[A Navy Vet]

Something is seriously wrong with the Post people. They have crossed over to a dark place.

[Sequoyah101]

Washington Post? Owned by Jeff Bezos right? Same guy that owns Amazon?

Ebay has the same kind of stuff.

With a little effort you can buypass the middle man and buy most stuff directly from the original supplier.

Do we really need Amazon Prime or alexa or all the other gadgetry of Bezos?

[Sequoyah101]

Washington Post? Owned by Jeff Bezos right? Same guy that owns Amazon?

Ebay has the same kind of stuff.

With a little effort you can buypass the middle man and buy most stuff directly from the original supplier.

Do we really need Amazon Prime or alexa or all the other gadgetry of Bezos?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Best one I've seen, today...

[Lazamataz]

The WashingCIA Post no longer cares if it is seen as a direct enemy of America.

[Chode]

what's next up, Hitler was a vegan artist who liked dogs???