Hunter already dumped his dead brothers widow (after leaving his wife, the mother of his children), knocked up some 28 year old chick in Arkansas, and then he married yet another chick, this one is half his age.
Says Corrupt Daddy Plugs Biden: Hes a fine young man. Hes been through hell!
We could have much more fun with this if Don Jr hadn't left his wife and many children for whatever reason...it wasn't okay.