I had an occasional friend with an estranged sister, who had a friend of a friend whose fifth cousin was in touch with a shamen from Africa who cast a spell on a woman from Pakistan who in turn talked to a man who had out of body experiences as an orangutan dating a gorilla who signed that he knew someone who may have inside information on who shot Kennedy, and how Trump colluded with Russia.
The NYT latest clandestine informant...
No kidding? You know Dave too?