I thought it was the Russians who invented everything.
No no no — all culture came from mud huts in Africa. Good grief, people!
Glad I speak Texan
“I thought it was the Russians who invented everything.”
Cold War joke:
One morning in Russia in 1840 a peasant went out into his fields and discovered two trees with a copper wire stretched between them. On this basis Russians claim to have invented the telegraph.
On that same morning a Chinese peasant went out into his fields and didn’t find any wires, so the Chinese now claim to have invented the wireless.
Oof....
And speaking of inventing things, I suppose you’ve heard of Alexander Graham Kowalski, the first telephone Pole?
(I’ll shut up)
Yeah, sounds like Ensign Checkov prattling about every advance in human history deriving from Mother Russia.
Along with those brilliant Muslims.