Now you correct me if Im wrong (as Im sure you will) but does recounting experiences accurately constitute narcissism? You see, some people have actually accomplished some things in their lives - and unlike a real narcissist, I would be thrilled to read about your accomplishments, if you actually have any.
Go ahead, were all ready and listening.
Fairly sure 2200 is past your bedtime, so start writing.
So take a clue, maybe?