energy-inefficient light bulbs ...
OH NO!!!!
Forget all the gambling, drinking and other things that can’t be said that I’ve done in my lifetime, on top of all that i’m gonna keep using “energy-inefficient light bulbs”!!
Now there’s no chance to get into The Pearly Gates!
Sadly, MILLIONS would believe that God would deny you entry for that.
If they believed in God.
Sadness all around. I am now an uneducated deplorable who uses energy in-efficient light bulbs.