[Dustoff45]

Any idea what kind of a bag the hag is wearing under her tent

I think she is trying for the tent pole effect. The long stripes are slimming.

She asked her friend - "Does this make me look fat?"

As skinny as an Eddie Bauer wall tent.

[sheana]

That’s not a friend. That’s her nurse escorting her back to the old folks home she escaped from.